{"product_id":"liquid-courage","title":"Liquid Courage","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"246\"\u003eBlunt. Honest. Slightly too accurate. This design from our \u003cstrong data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"108\"\u003eDwight’s Right Series\u003c\/strong\u003e features \u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"139\"\u003e“Liquid Courage,”\u003c\/strong\u003e a straightforward, no-frills take on a familiar concept—delivered with that signature matter-of-fact tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eLaser engraved on a smooth acacia wood cutting board, this piece blends everyday function with sharp, dry humor. Perfect for food prep, serving, or display, it’s designed to add a bold, conversation-worthy edge to your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1aqaf4g\" data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eSize: 11.8 in L (17 in including handle) x 7.8 in W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nauhr8\" data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eWeight: 1.4 lbs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ymtaa\" data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eMaterial: Acacia wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qvj1a3\" data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"625\"\u003eLaser engraved design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pin8pa\" data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eBuilt-in handle for easy serving or display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eA perfect gift for fans of dry humor, office-style wit, and anyone who appreciates a little brutally honest perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wild Ember Engraving","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48906341122291,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/7022\/4627\/files\/Tumbler-LiquidCourage.png?v=1778759467","url":"https:\/\/wild-ember-engraving.myshopify.com\/products\/liquid-courage","provider":"Wild Ember Engraving","version":"1.0","type":"link"}